Wednesday, May 26, 2010

I before E, except after C

A woman, without her, man is nothing.
A woman, without her man, is nothing.

Punctuation and spelling are important! I'm starting to get really freaked out at the sheer number of people who still can't use English properly. It reminds me of the girl who came into work one day, with a massive tattoo of a bird on her back, about A4 size, with writing around it that says "Your the wind beneath my wings". Perhaps tattoo artists, and the people getting tattooed, should spell-check anything, before it is emblazoned across their skin forever.

Consider my day made.

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/

This blog is absolutely hysterical.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

I can't sleep

I'll never be enough for you, no matter how hard I try, or how much I want you.
So why don't I just leave you, and give up?
Oh wait, that's right, I love you. It's all I ever did, and its not enough.
You're the only one I feel normal around, the only one who can make everything make sense. I've got more people around me know than ever before, but I still feel alone.

All I ever do is chase things, but I'm not chasing anymore. I'm here if you want me,